Vardy (CGI)
Retardy is the easily-aroused king of the ejaculation tribe. He may not be a strong as the motherfuckers but he has a greater penis. His penis is his greatest strength being able to fap for days just to fuck. most of the time he would be doing porn games and oral sex wile waiting for the right moment to bang an adversary. Unfortunately it drives Sir Fangar crazy and he knows to kill Retardy one day. he is also known for using a stoner accent when he speaks to others.


Although Retardy prefers a good porno over a good sexual intercourse he will most likely fuck with his boner. This penis weapon is capable of launching enough cum to wet an adversary in their tracks. This weapon is preferred by Retardy because it gets the job done quickly so he can get back to his porn.

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