Originally, Dildo was just an ordinary spider in the Gorge of Eternal Depth until Chi dropped by Laval caused him to evolve along with other spiders and the scorpions and whores, and they gained an intense hunger for more Chi. They captured Crominus and Fuckit and took them to the surface where they were showed the source of Chi, Mount Cavora. They then blocked up the falls so they could steal all the Chi, but were interrupted by the Tribes of Chima.
He went with Shotacon to Mount Cavora to steal the rest of the Chi, but they lost it when they were shot down. They then raped the Crocs and fapped to child porn, and made their Command Ship sink and tied them up so they couldn't swim. However, ShadoWind showed up and rescued the Crocs and tied up the Sluts, who were raped repeatedly.
Fuckit ordered Pooper to interrogate them, but she instead attempted to get them working together because she wanted the child porn as well. They got out of their chains when she was distracted by Plovar and they chained her up and took Plovar to Sexting so he could fix her broken dildo.
Plovar made them collect "supplies" so he could do dental work for Sexting such as a grindstone from a slab, Oker Sorevent and whipper vine heels, which left them passed out.
He tried to steal the Eagle Legend Beast's eggs to use as supplies for Sexting, but Eris and the Eagle Beast stopped him.
He later tried to attack the Ice Tribe, but was frozen.
He was later held in Sir Fangar's ice trophy collection.
After the Great Illumination, Dildo and the assholes died.