Sparratus (REAL TV)
is a member of the Vagina Tribe.


Originally, Sparemytits was just an ordinary slut living in the Gorge of Eternal Depth until Chi dropped by Laval caused him to evolve along with other sluts and the pimps and whores, and they gained an intense hunger for more Chi. They captured Crominus and Fuckit and took them to the surface where they were showed the source of Chi, Mount Cavora. They then blocked up the falls so they could steal all the Chi, but were interrupted by the Tribes of Chima.

A Sore AssholeEdit

Sparemytits trapped the Gorilla and Rhino Legend Beasts in their canyon when they were distracted by the eight Chima heroes in a giant bra, which was really Retard's Middle Finger disguised as a bra, where Sparemytits was paralysed by Sexting's ravishing ugliness before they tried to put on the bra. Sparemytits realised it was a trick and used his Stalker trap the Gorilla Beast, only for Gorzan to stop him. The Stalker was then brought down by the Gorilla Beast. They captured Eris, but Retard and the Retarded Beast rescued her.

The Eagle and the BearEdit

Sparemytits later got his own Speedor and tried to race Laval, but was beaten when they got caught in their own cum.

Anal or OralEdit

Sparemytits later fought the eight Chima heroes outside the Nigger Cave, but was knocked down by the Rhino Beast. He was tricked by Gorzan into letting his guard down and getting hit by his punching weapon.

This May Sting a BitEdit

He later fought them inside the Nigger Cave only for it to collapse. He did not make it out, but he survived.

Wet DreamingEdit

He later tried to attack the Ice Tribe, but got frozen.

The Thick DickEdit

He was later held in Sir Fangar's ice trophy collection with Lolicon.

A Very Slippery SlopeEdit

He was later accidentally unfrozen by Flinx and started to fight with Laval's team, but Flinx melted the Ice Fortress and sent them plummeting back into the gorge, but Sexting saved them.

After the Great Illumination, Sparemytits and the assholes died.

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