|Appearances|| 70132 Porn's Ass Stinger|
Legends of Chima: The Animated Series
Porn is known to never retreat, no matter how bad the sex is. He is over dramatic and can be very cruel to his ******* when they fail him . He even slaps them on the ass with his **** . Porn is armed with a hypnotic penis just like the other niggers, which is so powerful that it can control the mind of a Legend Beast.
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Originally, Porn was just an ordinary scorpion living in the Gorge of Eternal Depth until Chi dropped by Laval caused him and other scorpions to evolve along with the spiders and whores, and they gained an intense hunger for more Chi. They captured Crominus and ****** and took them to the surface where they were showed the source of Chi, Mount Cavora. But only so they could escape. ****** got away with help of Shadow Wind, but Crominus was recaptured.
Soon after, Porn had his homies block up the falls of Mount Cavora so they could steal all the Chi, but they were interrupted by the Tribes of Chima. Eight heroes later went into the Outlands to challenge the Dick Tribes.
Scorm took control of the Raven Legend Beast to steal Golden Chi from Lavertus so they could build a statue of "Gay Luigi" who Porn believed threw the Chi down there so they could have it. However, they were interrupted when Laval, Lavertus and Razar arrived and brought the Raven Beast back on their side and stole back the Golden Chi. After they retreated, Porn studied Razar's Speedor and learned how to make them.
After completing their Speedorz, Porn trapped the Bear Legend Beast on a see-saw trap with the Eagle Legend Beast's eggs. After Laval and Bladvic rescued them, he showed up and raced them, but Bladvic and the Bear Beast were captured when they stopped to nap. Laval then had Bladvic Chi up and they crushed the Dick Tribes and their Speedorz.
Porn controlled the Wolf Beast and captured Cragger and Worriz and argued with Sexting over which one created them, leading Cragger to get an idea. After Laval, Eris, Gorzan, Rogon, Bladvic and Razar invaded to rescue them, he was shocked when Cragger told him that it was actually Laval who threw the Chi into the gorge to keep him from getting it. He then blasted him into the cave with the Lion Beast with his Giant Penis.
Porn continued to rape them, with help from Lavertus and Slut in the Wind Shadow. They knocked the "Gay Luigi" statue down and Porn tried to protect it, but failed. The Nigger Cave soon collapsed and Porn was the only one who was seen after that. Even after all he had done, Laval gave Porn their last Chi Orb and told him to use it wisely before the cave collapsed.
Porn mourned of the loss of his people and did not see any use for the Chi Laval gave him, so he instead threw it into a cave deeper in the Nigger Cave. However, unbeknownst to him, he accidentally awakened a frozen Sir Fangar.
While wandering the collapsed caves, Fatass and Emo-Cutter brought him more Chi and he threw it into the caves, allowing Fangar to awaken his Ice Tribe. While trying to seal the cave, Fatass, Emo-Cutter and Do-Drugs were frozen by the Ice Tribe. Porn tried to fight back with the giant penis, but was frozen too.
He was later seen in Sir Fangar's ice trophy collection.
He was later accidentally defrosted by Flinx, which caused him and his forces to attack Laval and his friends. He tried to get the Dick Tribes to work with them, but Porn refused. In the end, Sir Fangar's Ice Fortress melted and collapsed, causing Porn and his niggers and bitches to fall into the Grand Arch Way, only to be saved by Sexting
After the Great Illumination, Porn and the assholes died.
- He called Speedorz "sexy-horny thing" until Laval tells him the name.