whenever in sex there are two things she never leaves without, her spawns and her marijuana. the marijuana is one of the best drugs in the motherfuckers arsinal capable of distroying your mind with one dose. however this drug is not very legal but if it gets you high its truly worth it. its best for others to stay away from her when she wealds it especaly if you attacked her spawns Snotdick and Anus.
Anus: In between the two of them, Vulva definitely prefers Anus over Snotdick. Most of the time, she worries about Anus being injured in battle, so she always stays close to his side.
Snotdick: Ironically, Snotdick is Anus' big brother! However, due to the obvious size and muscle tone difference, Vulva strongly prefers Anus over Snotdick. In Fire Dreaming, she forced him to give up his orb for Anus, even though he warned her that he would die again without it. Whenever Snotdick is hurt in battle, Vulva always thinks Snotdick is being clumsy or lazy in battle even if he is badly hurt. In The Call of Cavora, she calls him out as lazy, even though she can clearly see he got crushed by a rock. She also fails to notice much of his work, too. In The Cresent, she ignores the fact that he recovered and repaired the Sex Tribes' speedorz, mostly focused on Anus simply carrying them. (You can tell he doesn't get her many Mother's Day gifts.) However, even though it may not look like it, Vulva actually does love Snotdick, and he is hoping to impress her with his own sexual talents someday.